Kramer, you’re banned! I’m banned? Yeah, that’s right, banned!

Author: Steven Ratson

February 14, 2010

Kramer was banned from Joe’s for trying to return a bad peach.  The IOC made a statement last week as 30 athletes were banned from the Olympics for “getting caught” taking “illegal” performance enhancing drugs.  There wasn’t much of an uproar from either, as they both were aware that there exist consequences for their actions.

Well, if only adulterers and terrorist nations were cognizant of the same, perhaps there would be less infidelity and weapons of mass destruction in our world?   Perhaps the IOC could have made another kind of statement by banning Iran from competing in Vancouver 2010?

As the brilliant Bob Costas from NBC observed as Team Iran entered centre stage at the opening ceremonies, in past international competitions Iran had steadfastly refused to partake whenever Israel was involved.  Apparently Iran had figured out that if they were still welcome, what the heck!  Although the IOC has cracked down on cheaters in the spirit of fair play and sportsmanship when it comes to steroids and such, nations that pronounce their intention to obliterate Israel off the face of the earth are still welcome to play nice in the snow box, so why should Iran continue to miss out on all the fun and games?

What kind of message is the IOC sending the world?  Now, I haven’t quite finished reading the psychopath manifesto, so perhaps I’m not quite with “the program”, but when a country has defied the very doctrines and principles for acceptance by the United Nations, perhaps much like Joe did to Kramer, there should have been some other banning going on prior to the start of the games?

I know, brotherhood and the promotion of cultures and differences {and all that sort of feel good dribble}, and the very spirit of the Olympic Games is supposed to bring the world together, but come on now, are you telling me that if Team Al-Qaeda entered the biathlon {and by the way, what the hell is that sport, and women`s hockey for that matter, doing in the Olympics?}, that they too would get to march alongside their extremist brethren from Iran and North Korea?   I think not, so perhaps, there might be some hypocrisy at work here, or money, as they usually go hand in hand!

Hey, come to think of it though, wouldn’t it have been great to be a fly on the wall back there in Tehran watching Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reeling at the very horror during the telecast on TSN {Terrorist Sports Network}, that simply marvellous rendition of O Canada belted out by Nikki Yanofsky {a nice Jewish girl from Montreal}?   I gotta tell ya, that voice, that arrangement, well, in the infamous words of Bania, I now consider Nikki’s version of our national anthem in the same category as the swordfish at Mendy’s!

OK, now back to those weasels at the IOC.   If the United Nations won’t take a stand, why should they?   In the end, since Kramer, and later Jerry, we’re banned from Joe’s, they had to then turn to George to buy them their fruit, because after all, Joe had the best!  In the end, the United Nations, and now the IOC, refuse to punish terrorist regimes, who will they cowardly turn to do their dirty work for them?

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